cespur:

amazing

(Source: fuks)

death-by-lulz:

deforest:

Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)

82 years later and it’s still relevant

codeinewarrior:

this could be us but we extinct

(Source: grownmanchild)

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

Driving PSA - Saturday Night Live 

(Source: holdinglullaby)

crayonguy:

Bunny master post

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

(Source: amovible)

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

narwhalgiggles:

otterofspook:

lets nominate her for an actress award omfg

that escalated quickly…

She needs to be the lead in that movie Tumblr wants to make of Samuel L. Jackson narrating a little girl’s inner thoughts.

(Source: landorus)

flagget:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.

You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.

When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks for translating into hornline vocab

no problem hornline

(Source: iwhaleventually)

alternative-pokemon-art:

DID SOMEONE FINALLY ADD THE NEW POKEMON TO THE POKEMON FUSION WEBSITE!?!